As we're driving on the freeway, having an nice intense discussion of what "
global warming" [or...um...] "climate change" is...
"Belly" enthusiastically (and very sarcastically) said: "Mom, I know what's causing global warming!"
"Yes, Belly?" I tentatively questioned.
"Belly" replied matter-of-factly: "It's the polar bears!!! They keep peeing on the ice!"
At the same time we all yelled: "KILL THE POLAR BEARS!"
"Katie" threw in: "What about the penguins! All that sliding around has got be causing mass friction and friction causes heat. Thus? Global warming!"
At the same time we all yelled: "KILL THE PENGUINS!"
Disclaimer: To those of you who are sympathetic toward the "saving the polar bears cause" or like to think of penguins as cute little birdies, lighten up! We're only joking! However, a polar bear rug might look nice in front of our fireplace... NOT! Ooooo... Maybe as a blanket! :0)